Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Also, beer. Big fan.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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