I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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