so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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