Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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