You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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