Pappa wants mamma naked
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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