Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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