Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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