Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I just found a bag of teeth...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize