office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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