You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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