Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
