shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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