If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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