omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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