i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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