they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I looked at my own cervix.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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