I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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