We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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