Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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