Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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