I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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