i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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