But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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