How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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