Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I just want nice things and good sex
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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