shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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