Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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