All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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