question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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