is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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