I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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