the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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