I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
only you would photoshop your dick
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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