I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I believe in your delicious
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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