Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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