One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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