At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
