WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
