Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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