can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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