Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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