Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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