Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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