Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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