There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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