Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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