How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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