But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
cat food counts as protein by the way
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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