Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just pynch a tree in the face
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
