And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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